Ok, so I don't know about you, but when it comes time to sign a greeting card I get a serious case of writer's block Every Single Time. Why is it so hard to come up with a heartfelt or funny message to convey your feelings to someone you love or care for? Luckily, Hallmark.com has a massive list of messages broken up recipient and vibe (ie funny) to get you started. Once you’ve picked the perfect message, I’ll attach it to your Bearden Blooms Valentine’s Day order with a heart-shaped floral pick! <3
Messages for your partner or spouse:
It’s cool to be married to your best friend.
I like who I become when I’m with you.
Thanks for being my better half.
I’m so lucky to be the one loving you.
Time goes by, but you’re just as gorgeous and exciting to me as the day we met.
I’d be so dang lost without you.
You’re my everything.
I love all the adventures we have together.
I get to wake up next to you each day. How cool is that??
Love doing life with you.
You’re the bright spot in my day, every day.
I love being with you no matter what we’re doing.
We’re so awesome together.
You make the world better.
You have no idea how sexy you are.
You take my breath away. Always.
Tonight is all ours. I can’t wait to celebrate with you.
Has it really been [10] years? I’d do it all over in a heartbeat.
I hope no one tells you, but you’re out of my league.
I don’t deserve you. Thanks for being mine.
Did you see where I put your valentine? Oh, wait…here it is.
Still not sure how I convinced you to marry me, but so glad I did.
Thanks for putting up with me. Love you!
I picked the best guy ever to share my life with.
We’ve shared a lot of Valentine’s Days, but it never gets boring loving you.
I love you more than ever.
Thanks for being my guy.
Valentine’s Day and every day you make me so happy.
You’re my cuddly, huggable rock.
You keep adding reasons why I’m glad I married you.
This is getting serious!
There’s nothing more romantic than putting your dirty clothes in the hamper!
From your TV buddy—me.
Sweetness. Funniness. Hotness. Just HOW do you do it all?
Every time I look in your eyes, I fall all over again.
You make this life thing pretty awesome.
I love coming home to you.
I couldn’t ask for a more wonderful husband than you.
This will definitely be a kids-in-bed-early kind of night.
God is good. I know because he gave me you to love.
Wishing the sweetest, happiest day to my forever Valentine.
You and I are such an awesome us.
Team Us is a very unbeatable team.
You’re my love, my best friend, my forever Valentine.
I’m so happy we’re a thing.
My heart belongs to you, now and always.
I’m so happy to be on Team Us.
Loving you is so much fun.
Thinking about you still makes my cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
We’re the best couple I know.
Wish you were here for me to spoil today.
Always thanking my lucky stars that you’re my person.
You’re my favorite part of every day.
I just love you SO! MUCH! UGH.
I couldn’t have picked a better person to give my heart to.
Especially today, I hope you feel how much I love you and how grateful I am to have you in my life.
My heart is all yours.
Thanks for being you and for being mine.
You’re my forever love and I’m so grateful.
You give my heart peace over and over again. I love you so much.
We’ve loved through it all, and that’s what makes me so proud of us.
Being part of us is the best thing I’ll ever be.
At the heart of it all, we’re friends. I love that. I love you.
It’s been a journey…one I’d do all over again.
You are my Valentine every day, in every way.
We’re growing old together with a love that’s forever young.
These days, most people can’t remember a time when we weren’t us. That’s a sweet, sweet thing.
You still make me laugh like crazy. That’s true love.
We’ve loved each other through good times, rough spots and life’s joys and sorrows. I’m so thankful for that.
From fledgling lovebirds to salty old crows, I love that we’ve never lost our sense of humor…or the magic that makes us, us.
There are so many wonderful reasons I love calling you Valentine.
Your kindness, your strength, the way you look at me with so much love…this is why you’re my Valentine.
Love you with all of my heart…and I’ve got a lot of heart!
Love our life. Love all the things we are together.
Funny Valentine Messages:
Don’t look down here for the mushy stuff. That’s what the card was for!
Somebunny loves you. Seriously. You’re very popular with rabbits.
Valentine’s Day with you beats my best ever! (For the record, that was in third grade when a kid gave us all full-size candy bars.)
You’re like the thing to my other thing that goes with that first thing! (I’m not great with words, obviously.)
Will you be wine? I love ya merlots.
It’s true, like for sure.
Valentine, guess what? Love your butt!
When should we start rosé-ing?
Wish you were here to Valenwhine with me. (Or you could write “Valenwine,” depending on your mood.)
Messages for a Girlfriend
Happy Valentine’s Day to my girl-way-more-than-friend.
You’re funny, sweet, smart AND hot?
Holy crap, I have really lucked out here.
A lot of people like to say they’ve found their soul mate. But I’m the one who’s right about it!
Just thinking about you as I sign this card is making me feel all mushy and romantic.
My “with you” times are the best part of any day.
You give me such a good feeling every time we’re together.
Do you have any idea how beautiful you are? Let me tell you…
You’re everything I ever dreamed of in a woman.
I knew you were special when I met you. But day after day, you out-special yourself.
You make my heart go ahOOOgah.
I’m so proud to introduce you to EVERYONE.
WOW, I’m glad we’re dating.
You’re the best girlfriend ever.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Gorgeous.
Messages for a Boyfriend
I write your name over and over in the margins of my imaginary notebook.
I like you and I LIKE like you.
I still get butterflies.
I’m so glad you didn’t turn out to be a serial killer.
Lucky me to have a great guy like you in my life.
Love you. Can’t wait to show you how much. XOXOXO
Valentine’s Day used to suck before I found you.
Turns out you’re so much more than just hot! I’m still very impressed.
I’m crazy about you.
How’d I end up with a total smokeshow like you?
Being with you is the best feeling there is.
You’re the kind of boyfriend I’m proud of.
My friends love you, and that says A LOT.
You’re a real cutie-pie, you know that?
Messages for a New Relationship
Yay! We’re still dating!
I love spending time with you.
You bring out the better in me.
Thanks for reminding me how much fun dating is.
I’m so excited to be sharing our first Valentine’s Day together. I hope it’s the first of many…
And they say dating is supposed to be tough—you make it seem easy to me.
We’re not single today! Yay!
We’re kind of new at this Valentine thing, but I just want you to know how exciting you are to me and what a good time I have whenever I’m with you.
I don’t know what’s next for us, but whatever it is, I can’t wait.
I love where this Us thing is going.
I’m excited for us.
We’ve got something really good here.
Messages for Friends
You’re exactly what friends are for.
Glad Palentine’s Day is a thing so I can wish you a happy one!
Thanks for being awesome in so many ways.
I’m so glad we can count on each other.
From your partner in crime.
Thanks for all your love and support.
It’s a day about love, and I totally love you, friend!
If you wanna split a bottle of wine and big box of chocolate, I’m down.
Who says Valentine’s Day is just for lovers? Annoying jerks, that’s who.
Our friend-love is so important to me.
Soul mates aren’t just a romantic thing. Thanks for being my friend soul mate.
Thanks for being the loyal and caring [friend] you are. Love you!
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.
Happy Valentine’s to one of my favorite people. Ever.
Valentine’s Day and every day, I’m grateful for you.
Hope he/she spoils you. You deserve it.
Besties are the best dates.
Messages from a Pet
“You’re the best pawrent ever and that’s why I love you!”
“You’re my favorite human to kiss!”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Can we cuddle now?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day from your FURiend!”
“Grandpawrents are the sweetest! I’m so lucky you’re mine!”
“Can you TAIL how much I love you?”
“FURever family. FURever Valentines. That’s us!”
“Who’s a good dog mom? Who’s a good dog mom? Is it you? Yes it is! You are the best dog mom!”
“Today, can I fetch YOU a treat?”
“Hey, Human! Let’s have a ball today!”
“Dog dads are rad dads! Love you, Papa!”
“Who wants you to have a happy Valentine’s? MEOW!”
“My PURRfect Valentine is YOU!”
“I’ll be HISSterical if you won’t be mine!”
“Friends of a feather celebrate together! (That’s what a little birdie told me, anyway).”
“Let’s graze on treats all Valentine’s Day! Whad’ya say, Hooman?”
“On Valentine’s Day, I don’t give a HOOF what we do…as long as I have YOU!”
I hope this is helpful as you check one more task off your Valentine's Day to-do list!
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